Instead, I found this:
Rhode Island: The grave of suspected vampire Mercy Brown is in Exeter. Aren't vampires undead? So why is there a grave?
Sorry, maybe I'm being petty, but I had a tough day. And I love this little state I live in. I wasn't born here, but I plan to die here, and I would hope that my death would be treated with dignity and not made into a tacky joke. Granted, I don't plan on being buried beneath a headstone - I'm actually thinking of adding my cremains to the ash-littered lawns of Swan Point Cemetery - but that's not the point. A dead girl's grave is not a "ridiculous landmark."
Apology expected, Miss Crow.